During one afternoon at a local pub, two older women were enjoying a late lunch along with a drink when Ethel observed something amusing about Mable’s ear and remarked,
“Mable, were you aware that there’s a suppository lodged in your left ear?”
Mable replied,
“I do? A suppository?” Mable extracted it from her ear and gazed at it intently.
Afterward, she exclaimed,
“Ethel, I’m relieved you noticed this. It seems I’ve finally discovered the whereabouts of my hearing aid.”
A Housewife has a Daytime Romantic Relationship
While her husband is away at work, a married woman pursues a romantic involvement during daylight hours.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 years old son was concealed in the closet. Unexpectedly, her husband returns home, prompting her to conceal her lover inside the closet.
As a result, the young boy now finds himself with unexpected companionship.
Boy: “It’s quite dark in this place.”
Man: “Indeed, it is.”
Boy: “I happen to have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice to know.”
Boy: “Are you interested in buying it?”
Man: “No, thank you.”
Boy: “Well, my dad is waiting outside.”
Man: “Alright, what’s your asking price?”
Boy: “£250.”
In the upcoming weeks, a similar situation occurs where the boy and the mother’s lover find themselves in the closet once again.
Boy: “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I happen to have a baseball glove.”
Man: “That’s nice to know.”
Boy: “Are you interested in buying it?”
Man: “No, thank you.”
Boy: “I’ll reveal the secret.”
Man: “How much are you asking for?”
Boy: “£750.”
Man: “Alright, deal.”
After a few days, the father approaches the boy and suggests,
“Get your glove. We’ll head outside and play catch with the baseball!”
The boy responds, “I can’t. I sold them.”
Curious, the father inquires, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son replies, “£1,000.”
The father expresses his disapproval, saying, “It’s terrible to excessively charge your friends like that. The price you asked for is far beyond the actual value of those items. I’m going to take you to church and have you confess.”
They arrive at the church, and the father informs the priest about the situation. He guides the little boy to sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
Inside, the boy remarks, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest responds firmly, “Don’t begin that nonsense again!”