This joke begins as funny, but it becomes even funnier at the end, especially because the surprising ending involves a wife, her secret lover, and her husband who unexpectedly comes home while she’s in bed with the other man.
Read it below.
A woman was in bed with her secret boyfriend when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
She told her lover to stay put.
“He’s really drunk, he won’t even realize you’re here in bed with me.”
The husband stumbled into bed, and a little while later, in his drunken state, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He then turned to his wife and said:
“Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s happening?”
“You’re so drunk that you counted wrong,” the wife replied.
Get out of bed and try again. You can see more clearly from over there.
The husband got out of bed and counted.
One, two, three, four, you’re correct.