Daughter texts her father

Daughter’s message to Dad: Dad, I’m coming back home to get married soon, so be prepared with your checkbook. Haha! You know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met online, then became friends on Facebook, and chatted a lot on WhatsApp.

He asked me to marry him on Skype, and now we’ve been in a relationship for two months using Viber. Dad, I need your approval, best wishes, and a big wedding. Love you lots, Lilly.

Dad’s response: My dear Lilly, Wow! Seriously? That’s neat! Well, I think you should plan your wedding on Twitter, enjoy yourselves on Tango, make your wishlist on Amazon, and handle everything with PayPal. And if you ever get tired of your new husband, just sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.

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