A Poor guy meets a Wealthy person during Christmastime.

The poor guy asks the wealthy man, “What are you giving your wife for Christmas?”

The rich man answers, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes,”

The poor guy asks, “Why are you giving her two presents?”

The wealthy man responds, “If she doesn’t like the earrings, she can go to the store and swap them,”

The poor guy agrees.

Then the wealthy man asks him, “What are you giving your wife this year?”

The poor guy takes a moment to think and answers, “A set of comfy slippers and a dildo”

The wealthy man inquires, “Why choose those two?”

The poor guy cleverly says, “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself.”

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