A Lady is in her house when she hears a knock on her door.

She goes to the door, opens it, and finds a man outside. He rudely asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She quickly closes the door feeling disgusted.

The next morning, she hears a knock at the door. It’s the same man, asking the woman the same rude question about her vagina Once again, she quickly closes the door.

Later that night, when her husband comes home, she shares what happened over the past two days.

Her husband, speaking with love and concern, says, “Sweetheart, I’m taking a day off tomorrow to stay home, just in case that guy comes back.”

The next morning, they hear a knock at the door, and both hurry to answer it.

The husband quietly tells his wife, “Sweetheart, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, say yes to his question. I want to see what he’s up to.”

She agrees with her husband, opens the door, and sees the same man. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She responds, “Yes, I do.”

The man says, “Good, could you ask your husband to stop bothering my wife and use yours instead!”

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