An old man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
After examining him, the doctor says, “You seem to be in good health. Do you have any health concerns?”
“Actually, I do,” the old man replies. “After I am intimate the first time, I feel hot and sweaty. But after the second time, I feel cold and chilly.”
After checking the old man’s wife, the doctor said,
“Everything looks fine. Do you have any health concerns?”
The woman said she had no questions or worries.
Then the doctor told her, “Your husband mentioned something unusual. He said that after being intimate with you the first time, he feels hot and sweaty, but after the second time, he feels cold and chilly. Do you know why?”
“Oh, that silly old man,” she replied. “That’s because the first time usually happens in August, and the second time is in January.”