One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man stole her purse and ran away. A couple nearby came to help her, saying the police were coming. The old woman smiled and said, “It’s not a big deal. I use that old purse to hold my dog’s poop until I can throw it away at home.” Imagine the thief’s surprise when he opens the purse.
A man comes home and sees his wife, who he’s been married to for 10 years, packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asks. She says, “To Las Vegas! I heard there are men who will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!” The husband thinks for a moment and starts packing his bags. “What are you doing?” she yells. He replies, “I’m going to Las Vegas with you. I want to see how you’ll live on $1,000 a year.”
An old lady was waiting to park when a young man in a red Mercedes took her spot. Upset, she said, “I was going to park there!” He arrogantly replied, “That’s the advantage of being young and smart.”