An 83-year-old British man flew to Paris. While searching his bag for his passport, a serious-looking French woman asked if he had been to France before. He replied that he had.
The woman said sarcastically, “Then you should know to have your passport ready, sir.”
The man replied, “I didn’t have to show it last time.”
“Impossible!” the woman said. “You British have always had to show your passport to enter!”
The man leaned in and whispered, “Well, when I landed on the beach on D-Day in 1944, there were no Frenchmen around to show it to!”
Wear your poppy with pride.