A man comes home from work at 7:30 pm with his best friend for dinner without telling his wife first.
His wife gets really upset, while his friend just sits quietly.
Wife: “I’m not ready! My hair and makeup are a mess, the house is dirty, the dishes aren’t done, I’m still in my pajamas, and I don’t feel like cooking! Why did you bring him home?”
Husband: “Because he’s thinking about getting married, and I promised to show him what it’s like!”