An older couple had just gotten into bed when the man loudly passed gas and proudly said,
“Seven points!” he said. His wife, confused, turned to him and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Not wanting to miss out on the fun, his wife waited a few minutes…
Then she let out a loud fart of her own and confidently said, “Touchdown! It’s a tie!”
After a moment, the man responded with another fart and proudly said,
“Aha! 14 to 7! I’m winning again!”
Not wanting to lose, the wife let out another loud one and smiled, saying, “Touchdown! It’s a tie again!”
Then, with a smaller fart, she added, “Field goal!”