Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The pastor said anyone who wanted to be healed should place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the part of their body that needed healing.
Grandma gently placed one hand on the TV and the other on her aching shoulder. Grandpa got up, put one hand on the TV, and the other on his private area. Grandma looked at him and said,
“Honey, I think you missed the point. It’s about healing the sick, not bringing the dead back to life!”