A Young Bride Looking for “Scratch”
A newly married woman was walking around a supermarket, checking every aisle again and again.
The store manager noticed her and asked, “Can I help you find something, miss?”
“It’s Mrs. now,” she proudly replied. “I just got married!”
“Congratulations! So, what are you looking for?”
“Scratch,” she answered.
“Scratch? Is that a new cleaning product?” the manager asked.
“No, silly!” she said. “My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I’m looking for some!”
John and Tony’s Problem
John and Tony were sitting in a bar, talking about Tony’s problems.
“Andrea and I want to get married,” Tony said, “but we don’t have a place to live.”
“Why don’t you stay with Andrea’s parents for a while?” John suggested.
“We can’t do that,” Tony replied. “They are also living with their own parents for now!”
The Grandfather and His Grandson
A woman was shopping at a supermarket when she noticed a grandfather struggling with his badly behaved grandson.
The little boy kept shouting and asking for candies, snacks, and other things.
The grandfather calmly said, “Relax, William. We won’t be here much longer. Just stay calm.”
The boy continued making noise, but the grandfather stayed patient.
“It’s okay, William. Just a few more minutes, and we’ll be outside. Hang in there, buddy.”
At the checkout counter, the boy started throwing things out of the shopping cart.
Again, the grandfather calmly said, “William, relax. Don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes. Just stay calm.”
The woman was very impressed by how patient the grandfather was.
When they got outside, she approached him and said, “I just want to say that you were amazing back there! Even when the boy was making so much noise, you stayed calm and patient. William is lucky to have you as his grandfather.”
The grandfather smiled and said, “Thank you! But I’m William. That naughty little boy is named Kevin!”