A priest offered a nun a ride, and she accepted.
While sitting inside the car, the nun crossed her legs, causing part of her leg to show under her gown.
The priest became distracted and almost lost control of the car. After regaining control, he slowly placed his hand on her leg.
The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest quickly removed his hand. But after changing gears, he slowly moved his hand up her leg again.
The nun repeated, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest apologized and said, “I’m sorry, Sister, but sometimes it’s hard to control our desires.”
When they arrived at the convent, the nun got out and continued on her way.
Meanwhile, the priest went straight to the church and looked up Psalm 129. It said:
“Go forward and search. The glory you seek is further up.”
Moral of the story: If you don’t know enough about your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Little Johnny and His Wagon
One day, Little Johnny was preparing to go to his father’s house. He packed all his things into his little red wagon.
As he pulled the wagon, he reached a hill. It was difficult to pull because it was so heavy.
While struggling to climb, he kept saying, “This damn thing is so heavy!”
A priest heard him and came outside.
“You shouldn’t use bad words,” the priest said. “God can hear you because He is everywhere. He is in the church, on the sidewalk, and everywhere around us.”
Johnny asked, “Oh, is God inside my wagon too?”
The priest answered, “Yes, Johnny. God is inside your wagon.”
Johnny then said, “Well, tell Him to get the hell out and start pulling!”
The Secret to 50 Years of Marriage
A man shared his secret to staying married for 50 years.
At Saint Mary’s Catholic Church, they held a weekly seminar for husbands about marriage.
During one session, the priest asked Luigi, who was about to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary, to share his secret to a long and happy marriage.
Luigi told the other husbands:
“Well, I always try to treat my wife nicely and spend money on her. But the best thing I ever did was take her to Italy for our 20th wedding anniversary!”
The priest was impressed.
“Luigi, you’re a great example for all the husbands here! Now, tell us, what are you planning for your 50th wedding anniversary?”
Luigi proudly answered:
“I’m going to get her!”
Romi’s Sister Thinks She’s an Elevator
Romi went to see a doctor.
“Doctor, my sister thinks she is an elevator,” Romi said.
The doctor replied, “Tell her to come inside so I can examine her.”
Romi answered, “I can’t.”
“Why not?” the doctor asked.
Romi said, “Because she never stops on this floor!”