Two blonde women were riding a train to Warsaw for the first time.

While they were on the train, a vendor walked through the hallway selling bananas. Since the two women had never seen bananas before, they each bought one.

The first woman quickly peeled her banana and took a bite just as the train entered a dark tunnel.

When the train came out of the tunnel, she looked at her friend and said, “I suggest you don’t eat yours.”

“Why?” her friend asked.

“Because I took just one bite, and everything went dark. I couldn’t see anything for half a minute!”

The Young Programmer and His Project Manager

A young programmer and his project manager boarded a train heading to Wichita. The train was passing through the mountains.

The only available seats were across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After some time, the young programmer and the woman started exchanging smiles and looking at each other because they seemed interested in one another.

Soon, the train entered a tunnel, making everything completely dark.

Suddenly, everyone heard a kissing sound, followed by a loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, all four passengers remained quiet.

The grandmother thought to herself, “That young man was too bold for kissing my granddaughter! But I’m glad she slapped him for doing that.”

The project manager thought, “I didn’t expect that young programmer to be brave enough to kiss the girl. But I wish she hadn’t accidentally slapped me instead!”

The young woman thought, “I’m happy that the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother hadn’t slapped him!”

Meanwhile, the young programmer sat quietly with a big smile on his face.

He thought, “Life is wonderful! How often can a man kiss a beautiful girl and slap his project manager at the same time?” 😄