Three men are relaxing in a sauna when suddenly, a beeping sound interrupts the silence. The first man presses his forearm, and the sound immediately stops.
The other two men look at him with curiosity. He explains, “That’s my pager. I have a tiny microchip implanted under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone starts ringing. The second man raises his palm to his ear and answers the call. After finishing, he tells the others, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand, so I can make and receive calls.”
The third man feels a little outdated compared to the other two. He steps out of the sauna and returns a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside.
The other two men stare at him in surprise, raising their eyebrows.
He calmly explains, “I’m receiving a fax!”
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
Three guys stranded on a desert island,
find a magic lantern containing a genie who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he is off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says, “I’m lonely. I wish my friends are back here.”
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands.
The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!”
“I know!” the next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when I called he wasn’t there.”
The third woman says, “I always know where my husband is.”
“Impossible!” both women exclaim, “He has you completely fooled!”
“Oh no,” says the woman. “I’m a widow.”